Archer vs Strickland in IPT challenge match

Thursday, December 6, 2007

earl_strickland_11 The International Pool Tour presents a live challenge match between two of the greatest pocket billiards in the history of the sport. On December 19th, 2007, Johnny Archer will face Earl Strickland in an 8-Ball race to 15, streaming live on the internet absolutely free for all viewers. Archer has numerous World Championship Titles to his name along with Player of the Year honors; he was even chosen as the Player of the Decade for the 1990s.

Strickland has also had an impressive career including multiple World Championship Titles as well as the most U.S. Open victories of any player ever. Strickland is also a recent inductee of the Hall of Fame. Both players continue to compete at the highest professional levels. Fans often debate about who is the better player, and now these two titans of the sport will battle it out, live, at www.internationalpooltour.com, absolutely free for the viewer!

Professional commentary will include Mike Sigel and Grady Mathews. Sigel is one of the most accomplished players in the history of the sport and is a member of the Hall of Fame. Mathews has had a successful and diverse career in the billiards world. He is a champion player, a promoter of some of the finest events in the industry, a room owner, and a popular analyst/commentator.

Encounters with Earl

Saturday, November 10, 2007

earl_strickland_10 It seems everyone backstage at the World Pool Championship has a personal story to tell about the great Earl Strickland and his bizarre rants and raves. Earl’s always looking for a sympathetic ear in order to unload a litany of complaints about the world in general. If you’re a player, a guest, or working the event, it’s only a matter of time before you will stumble upon Earl and receive an earful about his sorry life, how he can’t win this tournament, he’s past his prime, the table conditions suck, the Taiwanese are hogging the practice tables, etc. Sometimes it’s Earl who corners people into listening. Most times, though, I believe it’s people who seek out Earl. We humans are easily entertained and the sights and sounds of a grown man in the stages of psychological meltdown seem to be especially appealing.

I always make sure to say hello to Earl when I see him at a tournament because, well, I actually like Earl. I’ve talked privately with him on many occasions and found him to be a nice guy. It’s obvious he’s troubled about the world so, in my feel sorry mode, I lend him an ear. Though I’m not sure if he really cares about me. I sense he simply wants to vent and rant on anyone within earshot and doesn’t care who’s standing in front of him. And truth be told, his tirades can be fun to listen to. For a few moments, anyway.

My encounter with Earl happened on day one just inside the south gate to the Araneta as players, guests, media and officials were waiting in a reasonably short security line.

“Hey Earl, how ya doin?,” I said when I saw him.

“Hey, good to see you,” he said shaking my hand.

“How’s everything?” I asked him, knowing that it wouldn’t be more than a few seconds before he would go off.

“Not good, not good,” he said.

“Why what’s the problem?”

“Well, I’ve got gall stones this big,” he shouted in that semi-angry, high-pitched whine of his as he held up his thumb and forefinger in a circle the size of a golf ball. “Do you know how hard it is to play with gall stones? I just got rid of one a few weeks ago and I have another one now. Man these things are painful. And my eyes are starting to go. I can’t see the balls anymore.”

As several other people gathered around to listen, I tried to give him a little friendly advice. “Come on Earl, get it together. You’ve got the talent. You can win this thing. Why don’t you just go out there and play and stop thinking so much?”

“I can’t,” he said loudly. “I got to earn a living.” He went on and on for a few more minutes. When I finally slipped off Earl had already turned his ire on the others standing nearby.

One conclusion going around is that Earl has lost it mentally, he’s nuts, he’s in total psychological meltdown, he needs professional help. The other conclusion from pool insiders is that Earl simply no longer has the ability to win at the highest levels of pool and that he uses this anger as a way to set up future losses, so he has ready made excuses.

Earl certainly makes it easy for people to conclude that he’s lost it. From the minute he showed up he didn’t seem to want to be here. His first few matches in the group stage offered clear evidence that he doesn’t seem to even care about pool anymore. In his first match he lost 9-1 on the main TV table and it was ugly. Throughout, Earl talked and cursed at himself, hung his head in his hands in utter disgust and glared at the audience about perceived sharking. He swatted at balls and often missed on purpose.

Earl had his usual share of bizarre gadgets with him. He started one match wearing a large bandage around his left arm. Later in another match, he took off the bandage, but then played a few racks with a jacket on. He wore a glove on both his right and left hand. He dressed like a street bum, with disheveled shirts that looked like something he bought off the rack at the local Goodwill store for the poor. (He changed his shirt three times on the day he played.) He played with something large tucked in his back pocket under his shirt which protruded out, which, somebody suggested, made him look like he had a tail.

But then came his late night match against Li He Wen of China on the TV table. A decent crowd stayed around and all were sure Earl was going down to defeat. Probably most stayed because they wanted to see a meltdown they were sure was coming. Earl didn’t disappoint. From the beginning he seemed to talk himself out of everything. At one point he didn’t like the layout of the balls and he swung his stick wildly, nearly hitting referee Nigel Reese in the head. A few racks later he did just that.

But then down 5-0, Earl found a gear. Using the soft break, he ran 9 straight racks, pocketing balls on the break, quickly potting the remaining balls and running out. He stopped the antics and just played. It was the Earl of old, showing all the fantastic and otherworldly skills that have put him in the hall of fame. He was absolutely fantastic. The crowd, which included several players, cheered him on, enthralled at witnessing a glimpse of the greatness he used to exhibit on a daily basis.

The win put Earl into the round of 64 and suddenly people were suggesting that if can hold his emotions in check, he could win this thing. Others who have known Earl for a long time said it wasn’t possible, that the demons would soon come calling, that he was a ticking time bomb, and it surely wouldn’t last through the week.

Earl did lose to Vietnam’s Luong Chi Dung in the round of 64. But those who saw his late-night victory over Li of China were witness to something special. A glimpse of the Earl Strickland of old. Yes he can still play. With Earl, though, you’ve got to enjoy it while you can.

Earl Strickland

Monday, November 5, 2007

Earl 'the Pearl' Strickland began playing pool at the tender age of nine and after much devoted practice he entered his first professional tournament at around age 15 turning full-time professional only five years later.

Earl Strickland has many times won the prestigious Player of the Year Award and his illustrious career has included five wins at the U.S. Open 9 ball Championships - more than any other professional pool player in the world and three WPA World 9 ball Championships. In fact Strickland is the only WPA World 9 ball Champion ever to win this prestigious event two years in a row. He is also invariably invited to compete for the USA against Europe in the annual Mosconi Cup tournament.

Strickland is known for his volatile temperament and broke his own cue, smashing it against the floor in frustration after missing a shot during a match against Thomas Engert in the Mosconi cup although he did in fact go on to win the match 7-4 despite the rowdiness of the crowd who certainly were not on his side. Earl has however shown a different side to him on occasions and after heated arguments with referee Michaela Tabb during a 2003 World Championship game with Steve Davis, he bought the referee flowers by way of an apology which he brought to his next game. Because of this unpredictable temperament and his equally unpredictable style of play, the crowds inevitably will surround his table at major pool events. Achievements in 9 ball

In fact it was in 1983 at Lake Tahoe that a victory first brought Earl Strickland into national prominence. At Caesars Palace Pro Billiard Classic in Las Vegas in 1984, Strickland was said to have played "like a polished gem." He was clearly becoming a dominant force on the tournament trail and recognized as a future world champion also very notable for his speed of play. Onlookers said he had the "skill, endurance, patience, temperament, and tenacity of which champions are made. Because of his dominance, Strickland was named The National Billiard News Player of the Year in 1984.

Strickland is said to have once run 11 consecutive racks against Nick Mannino during the first PCA tournament in 1996 where there was a stipulation that anyone who could break and run 10 racks would win US$1,000,000. Apparently Strickland's last shot was a tough nine-ball combination in which Earl showed no fear and "fired it in with authority" to win the prize giving him another nickname- that of ' the million dollar man'.

Personal Background

  • Name: Earl Strickland
  • Known as: "Billiards Digest" or "the great Earl 'The Pearl'
  • Sex: Male
  • Age: 46 years old
  • Date of Birth: June 8, 1961
  • Place of Birth: Roseboro, North Carolina
  • Country: United State of America
  • Nationality: American
  • Hobbies: Playing pool
  • Spouse: na
  • Sports: Billiard
Achievements:
  • US Open Nine-ball Championship (1984, 1987, 1993, 1997, 2000)
  • WPA World Nine-ball Championship (1990, 1991, 2002)
  • 2003 Viking National Nine-ball Championship
  • 1999 Camel Shooters Nine-ball Open
  • 1999 Camel Riviera Hotel Pro 8-Ball Open
  • 1995 PBT Eastern States Memorial 9-Ball Championship
  • 1994 PBT Glass City Open Nine-ball
  • 1994 PBT World Nine-ball Championship
  • 1993 PBT Florida Flare Up
  • 1993 PBT Western Open
  • 1992 MPBA Los Angeles Open
  • 1992 MPBA Sands Regency XVI Nine-ball
  • 1991 MPBA McDermott Masters Nine-ball
  • 1990MPBA Lexington All-Star Nine-ball
  • 1990 MPBA Sands Regent XI Nine-ball
  • 1990 WPA World Pool Champion
  • 1988 PBA Tara Open
  • 1988 PBA Brunswick World Open
  • 1988 PBA Shoals Classic
  • 1988 PBA Lexington All-Star Nine-ball
  • 1988 PBA Augusta Classic
  • 1988 PBA Greater Greenville Open
  • 1987 PBA Bowling Green Open
  • 1987 PBA Tara Open
  • 1987 PBA Sands Regency Nine-ball
  • 1987 PBA Charlotte Open
  • 1987 PBA Fall Classic
  • 1986 Bowling Green Open
  • 1986 Citrus Open
  • 1985 Ohio State Open
  • 1985 Clyde Childress Open
  • 1985 Charlotte Open
  • 1985 Akron Open
  • 1985 West Virginia Open
  • 1984 Red's Nine-ball Open
  • 1984 McDermott Masters
  • 1984 Caesar's Palace Classic
  • 1983 Caesar's Tahoe Nine-ball
Trivia:
  • Strickland is a multiple winner of the prestigious Player of the Year Award, and his career highlights include five wins at the U.S. Open Nine-ball Championships (more than any other professional pool player worldwide), and the WPA World Nine-ball Championships. Strickland is the only WPA World Nine-ball Champion ever to win the event in consecutive years. He is also an ever-present player for the American team in the annual Mosconi Cup tournament.
  • Strickland has engaged in back-and-forth colloquys with fans, players, referees, and tournament officials. During the 2006 Mosconi Cup, which took place at Rotterdam, Netherlands, December 7-10, 2006, the audience was loud, cheering and blowing horns when rooting for Team Europe. During a match with Nick van den Berg, someone shouted from the audience for Team USA Member Strickland to "shut up" since he had continued talking whilst opponents were taking their shots. The noise was so intense that Referee Michaela Tabb warned spectators they could be thrown out of the arena if they persisted. During Strickland's match with Team Europe Member Thomas Engert, he broke his own cue out of frustration by smashing it against the floor after a failed shot attempt during the difficult playing conditions. Strickland, however, went on to win the match, 7-4, despite the loud noise consisting of cheering and blowing horns from the audience as they were rooting for Team Europe.
  • His 2003 World Pool Championship match with snooker star Steve Davis was particularly notorious, as the two engaged in mind games throughout, after Strickland engaged in heated verbal arguments with fans and referee Michaela Tabb. In response, Davis made use of his entitlement to take a break in the match, intentionally leaving Strickland to the mercy of the crowd. Strickland's tirade against Davis, the crowd, and the rules of the event, continued his tirade in a post-match interview, before visibly calming and apologising for his behaviour. He brought the referee flowers by way of an apology during his next game.
  • Strickland is a major draw for pool tournament promoters because of his unpredictable style of play, and when his name is on the player roster, the crowds inevitably will surround his table. Billiards Digest described both Earl Strickland and fellow American player Keith McCready as "loose cannons" because they are vocal during competition.
  • It was the 1983 Lake Tahoe victory that brought Earl Strickland into national prominence. In 1990, Earl Strickland was crowned the WPA World Champion and said he had not felt that way about a win since Lake Tahoe.
  • At Caesars Palace Pro Billiard Classic in Las Vegas in 1984, Strickland played "like a polished gem." He was beginning to be a dominant force on the tournament trail and recognized as a future world champion. He had the "skill, endurance, patience, temperament, and tenacity of which champions are made." Because of his dominance, Strickland was named The National Billiard News Player of the Year in 1984.
  • Strickland is known for his fast pace during competition. When he won the 1988 World Open championship, it was an event which featured a momentous final confrontation, "the great Earl 'The Pearl' Strickland and Mike 'Captain Hook' Sigel", and spectators eagerly fought for front-row seats to witness the battle. A 45-second shot clock was used to monitor each shot because the tournament was being recorded for broadcast for a seven-week series. At the conclusion, Sigel commented he could feel the pressure of being clocked. Strickland, on the other hand, said they "could have made it only 30 seconds between shots, and it wouldn't have mattered."
  • At the 2004 Derby City Classic, a week-long multiple tournament event held every January in Louisville, Kentucky, Strickland was one of six competitors in a nine-ball ring game. Veteran Grady Mathews, when introducing Strickland, says when Earl Strickland is in the house, "A hush ensues, and there is an expectation," because of his brilliant shot-making capabilities.
  • Strickland once ran 11 consecutive racks against Nick Mannino during the first PCA tournament in 1996 where there was a stipulation that anyone who could break and run 10 racks would win US$1,000,000. Jimmy Mataya, who was present at the event, witnessed Strickland's last shot, a tough nine-ball combination in which Earl showed no fear and "fired it in with authority" to win the prize.

Earl Strickland Rebounds from 5 Down

Sunday, November 4, 2007

Earl Strickland put on a dazzling display of pool as he won nine racks back-to-back to salvage his 2007 World Pool Championship hopes at the expense of China's Li He-wen. Strickland had earlier rolled over against Malaysia's Alan Tan, 9-2, in his opening game but followed that up with a lackluster 9-6 win over Germany's Kay Reike. With the two wins to qualify and two defeats to leave the competition, Strickland, a three time winner of this event, faced Li He-wen, the studious looking Chinese who won a bronze medal at last year's tournament.

At 5-0 down in the race to nine match, 'the Pearl' looked dead and buried as he battled with his demons on the main TV table. He hit a gear though and returned to the imperious form that has seen him win countless titles in an illustrious career. Strickland ran five racks from the break as he controlled the table and restricted Li to occasional safety escapes.

The win saw Strickland secure a last 64 berth where he will face impressive Vietnamese shooter Luong Chi Dung of Vietnam. Other big names through on day three of the first round include Ralf Souquet who survived a scare as he lost his opener to local veteran Leonardo Andam before scoring wins over Bernard Tey Choon Kiat of Singapore and Canada's Ronnie Wiseman to make it through.

Fellow German former World Champion Thorsten Hohmann capped a disappointing season with an early exit in Manila as he lost twice to depart the competition. He lost successive matches against sensational 18 year-old Taiwanese Ko Pin-yi and then seasoned Canadian / Filipino Edwin Montal.

There was double joy for Pinoy hopes Marlon Manalo and Jeff De Luna as they both battled their way through to the last 64 stages of the 2007 Philippines World Pool Championship with two wins from two matches. With four more groups playing double elimination qualifying games today at the Araneta Coliseum, Quezon City, a further 16 players will secure spots in round two while the other 16 will depart the competition.

Manalo, of Mandaluyong City, Manila looked to be in total control as he led Li He-wen of China 8-3 but a missed ball in the 12th game let Li, a semi-finalist here last year, back to the table. Li, who earlier this year was a World Cup of Pool winner, proceeded to run out the racks as he slowly silenced the pro-Manalo crowd. With the score at 7-8, Li ran slightly out of position and attempted a risky pot on the 3 ball as he was forced to hit down on the cue ball to swerve it.

He missed and left it sitting nicely for Manalo, who cleared the table to secure victory. Li eventually went out at the hands of Earl Strickland. On Table 2, Jeff 'Bata' De Luna, who reached the last 16 of this competition in 2006 on his WPC debut, looked like he has the game to go even better this year as he gave Fu Che-wei of Chinese Taipei, something of a drubbing.

Fu, who was a bronze medalist at this tournament last year, found himself 8-0 down in no time at all, and although he mounted a comeback, the gulf was too wide to bridge as he lost 9-3. De Luna can now look forward a mouth-watering last 64 match-up with fellow Filipino star Lee Van Corteza.

There were two tremendous performances from the Australian duo of Louis Condo and James Delahunty as both advanced with a brace of victories against high class opposition. Condo, the 32 year-old from Melbourne, is playing in his sixth World Championship so he has plenty of experience at this level and he drew on it as he defeated highly rated Englishman Imran Majid 9-5 to advance to the winners� side of the bracket.

In his next match he went even better as he recorded a comfortable 9-4 victory over 2005 World Pool Championship runner-up Kuo Po-cheng of Chinese Tapei. Countryman James Delahunty, making his debut in the competition, looked good in beating 2006 Mosconi Cup player Mike Davis of the USA 9-5 and then defeated seasoned pro Ronnie Wiseman of Canada in a 9-8 thriller. Delahunty, 24, from Adelaide can now look forward to a day off before he resumes the competition in the last 64 straight knock-out.

Earl Strickland Professional Maximizer Pool Cue Stick

Saturday, October 6, 2007

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Excalibur Maximizer Pool Cue - 99459

  • Black fiberglass and graphite pool cue with stainless steel joint

  • Endorsed by professional pool player Earl Strickland

  • Fiberglass and graphite shaft

  • 13 mm deluxe brown leather tip

  • Professional 15.5-inch tapered shaft

  • Super-slick shaft that never needs sanding

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Earl Strickland - 9 ball Pool Player

Monday, September 24, 2007

earl_strickland_09 Earl 'the Pearl' Strickland began playing pool at the tender age of nine and after much devoted practice he entered his first professional tournament at around age 15 turning full-time professional only five years later.

Earl Strickland has many times won the prestigious Player of the Year Award and his illustrious career has included five wins at the U.S. Open 9 ball Championships - more than any other professional pool player in the world and three WPA World 9 ball Championships.  In fact Strickland is the only WPA World 9 ball Champion ever to win this prestigious event two years in a row. He is also invariably invited to compete for the USA against Europe in the annual Mosconi Cup tournament.

Strickland is known for his volatile temperament and broke his own cue, smashing it against the floor in frustration after missing a shot during a match against Thomas Engert in the Mosconi cup although he did in fact go on to win the match 7-4 despite the rowdiness of the crowd who certainly were not on his side.  Earl has however shown a different side to him on occasions and after heated arguments with referee Michaela Tabb during a 2003 World Championship game with Steve Davis, he bought the referee flowers by way of an apology which he brought to his next game. Because of this unpredictable temperament and his equally unpredictable style of play,  the crowds inevitably will surround his table at major pool events. Achievements in 9 ball

In fact it was in 1983 at Lake Tahoe that a victory first brought Earl Strickland into national prominence. At Caesars Palace Pro Billiard Classic in Las Vegas in 1984, Strickland was said to have played "like a polished gem." He was clearly becoming a dominant force on the tournament trail and recognized as a future world champion also very notable for his speed of play. Onlookers said he had the "skill, endurance, patience, temperament, and tenacity of which champions are made. Because of his dominance, Strickland was named The National Billiard News Player of the Year in 1984.

Strickland is said to have once run 11 consecutive racks against Nick Mannino during the first PCA tournament in 1996 where there was a stipulation that anyone who could break and run 10 racks would win US$1,000,000.  Apparently Strickland's last shot was a tough nine-ball combination in which Earl showed no fear and "fired it in with authority" to win the prize giving him another nickname that of ' the million dollar man'.

Cuetec Dumps Earl Strickland (finally!)

Saturday, February 24, 2007

earl_strickland_05 Well, it only took 16 years, but Cuetec has finally fired BCA Hall of Fame Member Earl Strickland. Strickland endorsed Cuetec cues from 1990 through January 2007 but with the sale of J-S Sales (Cuetec’s parent company) to Imperial USA, that relationship came to a grinding halt.

It seems that the new owners of Cuetec didn’t want pool’s version of John McEnroe attached to their cue line. As far as I’m concerned, this should have happened years ago. Strickland is a continuing stain on the game of pool. His antics are childish and more importantly, completely played out. It was entertaining at first, but after seeing “the pearl” throw a tantrum at every event, the act grew real old real fast. He clearly has no respect for the game, the industry or the players.

Strickland, never known to take responsibility for anything, continued his impressive run of being a horse’s ass by blaming the fact that he can’t win anymore on Cuetec. “If they [Cuetec] made a better cue, I’d still be winning. But I was handicapped with that cue.” He then went so far as to compare himself to Tiger Woods. “J-S sent me an invoice for $3,000 for stuff I got from them. You think Tiger Woods would ever get an invoice from Target?” Well Earl, maybe the difference between you and Tiger is that Tiger is a consistent winner who isn’t an embarrassment to his sponsors and the game he plays. You might also consider the fact that golf has a slightly bigger audience than 9 Ball.

Meanwhile, the quality of Cuetec cues doesn’t seem to be bothering pool’s real version of Tiger Woods: The Dutchess of Doom, Allison Fisher. She once again took home a truckload of Player of the Year honors and is still the most consistent pool player in the business. All that with a cue that was a “handicap” according to Strickland. As they say, it’s a poor carpenter that blames his tools, especially when someone builds a mansion with the same tools you used to create the crapshack you’ve turned your career into.

Hasta La Vista Earl. Here’s to hoping that no cuemaker is ever foolish or desperate enough to sign you up as a sponsor.